Abe began as an idea. An idea for freedom, a whisper for peace, a speech for love, a way into the soul. Abe started as a seed inside a young Chris' mind, this idea grew when Liam started to experiment with music, Chris took that seed and implanted into Liam's music. They both farted in unison, and their partnership was formed.

They praticed at an abandoned hospital, sometimes hearing the crys of Vladimir Blackbone haunting the halls. Inspiring some of the mad yet genius rambilings you know and love.

During their recording sessions in a small village at the Tail end of Growley a few friends came over while the duo were recording, this resulted in the amazing backing vocals of Lawerence and Luke and soon after their own singles in the album.

Later their first gig was performed at the Hipflask Well, luckily, there was a record dealer from Warner Brothers there who immediately recognised their talent and offered them a contract. This paved the way for the band you see today.

The Erector
We found The Erector in a dark forest in the outback’s of Growley, he needed some penis enlargement pills to control his unpredictable flesh eating addiction. We helped him through it, and later learned he was born in a village of cannibals. He likes moonlit walks on the beach, blue berry muffins, puppies and sweet taste of human flesh. He also has a member the size of a walrus. He is extremely proud of this and is known to show it off at gigs to fans he deems particularly "Tasty".

Juicy
Chris' origins begin in the slums, he had to eat egg and beans for most of his child-life, spilling it on his hand me down jeans. He watched many of his friends fall to drug problems and dedicated himself to finding a way to get the message about how bad drugs are to people in the same situations he faced from his youth. Juicy likes em big, big'n'juicy, so any of you big girls out there, don't you fret, we have the man for you! Most of his pictures tend to look like mugshots due to his upbringing. Much like The Erector, he has a soft side, he likes to roll around with kittens and puppies before The Erector jumps in and eats them,

Law'Less
Law'Less was a privileged boy, he grew up in Texas with a red-neck father and a cattle ranch on his doorstep. He learned to hustle which proved useless later in life, except for his dating techniques which are where he gained his nickname "Law'Less", the sordid details here are too grim to explain but there are many sex dungeons located all over the world belonging to this underground diva. If anyone is looking for him, we're not affiliated, otherwise his phone number is 01285891678

Pluto-Jim
Pluto is fairly average, except in height and the fact he is from Pluto (hence the height and name). This height issue doesn't reflect his dreams though, the original duo of Juicy and Pluto took Abe to where it is now, listened to by many species via a satellite back on his home planet which he takes Law'less too for sexual out of this world adventures. He has green goo coming out of his ears when he performs live from the excitement, it tends to go down the microphone and the fans mistake it for sweat, this presents a problem for The Erector who enjoys the after taste this produces.